CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE FOUND THE SECRET JUVENILIA / EROTICA PAGE
AND THE PAGE OF DEAD LINKS
REAP YOUR REWARDS
maybe one day I will scrupulously annotate all of these to explain how they came to be / for purely my own benefit & delite
update::: most of these links are now dead but I cannot bear to remove their hyperlinked carcasses
"MAVERICK AND CHARLIE FINALLY REACH CRUISING ALTITUDE, HIGH ABOVE HOSTILE WATERS"; Poem the News, CBS News (January 2013). - ehhh
"JUST TRY"; PANK Queer Issue (October 2012). - dysphoriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; the audio version has a cool 'mic drop' at the end
"DUDES"; elimae (September 2012). - dead link, sad poem
"The Name of Everyone"; Metazen (August 2012). - one of my favorite early stories actually! but the site has mysteriously been taken over
"A Love Poem for 2 Players"; Let People Poems (July 2012) <-- this was a fun poem but now the site is dead :( I have no idea what happened to it
"Where You'll Put Your Next Tattoo"; Thought Catalog (July 2012). <-- angsty af
"Manual Into Grind"; Used Furniture Review (June 2012). <-- ditto, questionable masturbation scenes
"Moments That I Haven't Run Away"; NAP 2.7 (June 2012) - bizarrely this is the one single issue of NAP that no longer exists in the NAP archives; they must have been as embarrassed by my short fiction as I am now
"Journey to Makeout Point" (with Mike Meginnis); Exits Are (June 2012). - this was a fun text adventure project that Mike ran for a while; I'm sad that this no longer seems to exist online
"Things That Gary Says"; Red Lightbulbs (June 2012). - I dug this story and this magazine a lot but I don't know what happened to it. long live Never Angel North / Moss Angel Woods
JUNE 2012 WAS A RIFE MONTH FOR YOUNG SIMON
"Dedications 51 & 52"; Short, Fast, and Deadly (May 2012) - I tried for many months to get into Short, Fast and Deadly, now all is gone gone gone
"The Absolute Latest in Alternative Fashion"; Specter Magazine (December 2011). <-- yupppp
"The Roommate & the Punk Rocker"; Clean Sheets (November 2011). Reprinted in Oysters and Chocolate, November 2012. <-- ACTUALLY REALLY SEXY AND STILL PROUD OF THIS ONE
"An Open Invitation to That Part of the Heart"; Quick Lucks (October 2011). <-- ill-advised but I was making an important point that I have only realized in retrospect, what is that point, you will never know bc this link is dead
"Being Expelled from My Jordanian Host Family"; Thought Catalog (August 2011). <-- college
"Nonsexual Education"; Thought Catalog (July 2011). <-- "cocksucking fantasies"
THIS:
If you've found this page and would really like to read the erotic novella I wrote and had published when I was 19 (since out of print, long live Oysters & Chocolate), email me and I will send it to you
have a nice day
AND THE PAGE OF DEAD LINKS
REAP YOUR REWARDS
maybe one day I will scrupulously annotate all of these to explain how they came to be / for purely my own benefit & delite
update::: most of these links are now dead but I cannot bear to remove their hyperlinked carcasses
"MAVERICK AND CHARLIE FINALLY REACH CRUISING ALTITUDE, HIGH ABOVE HOSTILE WATERS"; Poem the News, CBS News (January 2013). - ehhh
"JUST TRY"; PANK Queer Issue (October 2012). - dysphoriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; the audio version has a cool 'mic drop' at the end
"DUDES"; elimae (September 2012). - dead link, sad poem
"The Name of Everyone"; Metazen (August 2012). - one of my favorite early stories actually! but the site has mysteriously been taken over
"A Love Poem for 2 Players"; Let People Poems (July 2012) <-- this was a fun poem but now the site is dead :( I have no idea what happened to it
"Where You'll Put Your Next Tattoo"; Thought Catalog (July 2012). <-- angsty af
"Manual Into Grind"; Used Furniture Review (June 2012). <-- ditto, questionable masturbation scenes
"Moments That I Haven't Run Away"; NAP 2.7 (June 2012) - bizarrely this is the one single issue of NAP that no longer exists in the NAP archives; they must have been as embarrassed by my short fiction as I am now
"Journey to Makeout Point" (with Mike Meginnis); Exits Are (June 2012). - this was a fun text adventure project that Mike ran for a while; I'm sad that this no longer seems to exist online
"Things That Gary Says"; Red Lightbulbs (June 2012). - I dug this story and this magazine a lot but I don't know what happened to it. long live Never Angel North / Moss Angel Woods
JUNE 2012 WAS A RIFE MONTH FOR YOUNG SIMON
"Dedications 51 & 52"; Short, Fast, and Deadly (May 2012) - I tried for many months to get into Short, Fast and Deadly, now all is gone gone gone
"The Absolute Latest in Alternative Fashion"; Specter Magazine (December 2011). <-- yupppp
"The Roommate & the Punk Rocker"; Clean Sheets (November 2011). Reprinted in Oysters and Chocolate, November 2012. <-- ACTUALLY REALLY SEXY AND STILL PROUD OF THIS ONE
"An Open Invitation to That Part of the Heart"; Quick Lucks (October 2011). <-- ill-advised but I was making an important point that I have only realized in retrospect, what is that point, you will never know bc this link is dead
"Being Expelled from My Jordanian Host Family"; Thought Catalog (August 2011). <-- college
"Nonsexual Education"; Thought Catalog (July 2011). <-- "cocksucking fantasies"
THIS:
If you've found this page and would really like to read the erotic novella I wrote and had published when I was 19 (since out of print, long live Oysters & Chocolate), email me and I will send it to you
have a nice day
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